Zoe gets the best message!

“(talking very slowly and monotone ish) I wanted to know (pause) if (pause) I could play with Zoe.  Because, I have to leave a message and that is so dumb.  That is the thing I hate when I call you.  (more pausing) So next time, you (pause and breathe for a while) next time I call you, you better answer.  And, can Zoe play?  Thanks!  (voice is now changed to chipper tones, talking quickly)  Call us right back.  our number is……  call us right back!”

I heard that and loved it!