OK, kids really do say the darndest things!

Zane: (after taking my ice cream cone) Mom, I hold your ice cream now.  Too bad for you

Zane: (taking him to the doctor for his 3 yr old well child) Mom, I don’t want to go to the doctor

Me: the doctor needs to check you and make sure you are growing healthy and strong.

Zane: I am helfy and chong but I can’t reach the ground yet…

Zane: (during/after his shot, not a tear shed, not scared one bit) well, dat wasn’t fun at awl.

Me: (saying to Zane after he bonked his head) Zane did you hurt your head a little bit?

Zane: Mom, A LOT it hurts, not a wittle bit.

Zoe: (playing school today after her first day of school) ok, Zane, I am the principal and you just got sent to the principal ok?  “Sit here.  You are in trouble because you called the other kid a wiener.”

Zane: I called him a wiener?  That’s weeerrrrd…

I have to do better a job at keeping track of these things that add humor to my every day.  I will be a sad girl when both my kids are at school (OK, sad for a moment or two…)